Would expect something like this from the Onion. Not the NY Times. It’s like South Park but in real life.

    Would expect something like this from the Onion. Not the NY Times. It’s like South Park but in real life.

    • 2 years ago
    Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor. Seriously.

    Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor. Seriously.

    • 2 years ago
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    BOOM. Domonomics.

    • 2 years ago

    It’s a ROFL House over here right now because of this.

    • 2 years ago

    Wicked Laser’s S3 Krypton handheld laser reaches space. Really. Need I say more? How about it being the most powerful “street legal” laser on the market. And it is 8,000 times brighter than the sun. I don’t see a purpose for having one except to say that you have one. But then again, why else do we buy ridiculously expensive things that have little use?

    • 2 years ago

    The primary goal of any television commercial is to promote a product or brand, and keep the viewer’s attention so that they remember that brand when purchasing a product. Sometimes commercials do this perfectly, like the Volkswagen Darth Vader spot, and some…don’t.

    The above video made me laugh. A lot. And it also drives home the “green” theme of the company and the importance of the environment. But I can NOT remember the brand whose light bulbs are being promoted. Can you?

    • 2 years ago

    The Most Useful Website You’ve Never Used

    The wrestling Budweiser girls. The new Go Daddy girl. Even that one cute woman from the McDonald’s breakfast commercial with the incredible…pancakes. Every guy sees that one hot girl in that advertisement and wonders “Who is that?! To the internet!” Now, instead of searching “who is the hot chick in that <beer company> commercial wearing the <insert color and article of clothing>?” You can now go to the Who Is That Hot Ad Girl website and find out.

    • 2 years ago
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    Round 2

    I started my blog, All Grown Up, back in June 2010. In that time I have learned (and am still learning) a lot about writing: how to write, what makes people want to read your work, how to cram a lot of thoughts, emotions, and lessons into not a lot of text (this post not withstanding); and, most importantly, that having a professional blog certainly doesn’t mean losing sight of who you personally are.

    That’s why I’m starting Round 2 right here and now. This blog, i.Opening, is the exact opposite of what I want my professional blog to be. There is going to be a lot of stupid on this blog. And why not? Stupid can be funny.

    Because, you see, I am a child at heart. I know it, my closest friends know it, and I am proud of it. What are the greatest things about being a kid? The willingness to laugh, learn, explore, and to be open to everything. And that’s what this blog is about. The internet is a place without limits, without boundaries. There are an infinite number of fart jokes, memes, video clips, personalities, idiots, geniuses, idiots that seem like geniuses, and much more on the internet. It’s a place to explore. As a child, you are the best explorer.

    When I can, I like to see things through the eyes of a child. I like to explore. I like to laugh. Hence the name i.Opening. The name has two meanings. One addresses the look so frequently etched on a person’s face after seeing something new or amazing. The other addresses me. This is about who I really am. It’s me having an outlet for those childish moments and discoveries, and so others can share them with me. Everyone likes to act like a kid sometimes. Most just don’t like to admit it.

    • 2 years ago

    I was going to have my first post be what this blog is about. But this man is too awesome.

    • 2 years ago

    @tumblrbot "WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?"

    The Galapagos Islands. I have been there once before and it is the most incredible place I have ever been to.

    • 2 years ago